Okay, hold onto your shorts, ladies and gentlemen. We are going to have a lesson in going to the bathroom in China. Be sure to have some tissue handy as you will not read through this without laughing yourself to tears.
I have successfully avoided the squatty potty here in China up until today. In a hurry to get to work for a 7:30 appointment, I neglected Rule Number 2. Fortunately for me, I was in my office when the urge became irresistible. I was grateful to have a box of tissue on my desk. Thanks to Titus for locating this web site for me.